The awesomest dude ever!
Do you know Charles E.?
OF COURSE I DO!
1. A middle-aged man, generally of french/canadian descent (or of any descent but known for being a back-stabbing, ignorant bastard) who expends more time and energy avoiding work by filing fraudulent disability and workers' comp claims than the energy it would take to actually work a full-time job. 2. A man who has been out of work for so long that boredom and inactivity has resulted in him developing homosexual pedophilia. He masturbates
and dreams of molesting little boys
E differs from "white trash
" in that he portrays himself as moral, friendly, descent and "victimized" in public but behind closed doors,is generally abusive and a world-class asshole
to his many kids
and wife. To be classified a "Charles E", one must spend no less than 6 total months collecting workers' comp, disability
or either combined with welfare
. A Charles E usually smokes
heavily and has some minimum skill
level or trade
experience but is too lazy