A hard-on or insatiable desire to consume a glass of Chardonnay. It is the craving a wine connoisseur gets at a fine-dining restaurant, upper-class social gathering, opera, or cultural event. It is the need to simultaneously quench and tingle your palate combined with a need to exude subtle snobbery that can only be accomplished with a glass of a fine white wine (most commonly, a light Chardonnay).
I can't wait to get out of work, go home, and open up a bottle of Chateau Montelena 2005. I've had a Chard-on since my lunch break.
by Ziggy Zinfandel II January 29, 2009
A small town in Somerset, England.
Formerly the most dangerous town in England for its size, it is known for its pub fights and mass unemployment.
Going for a night out in Chard is one of the riskiest things a human can do in their life.
Formerly the most dangerous town in England for its size, it is known for its pub fights and mass unemployment.
Going for a night out in Chard is one of the riskiest things a human can do in their life.
Dean: Wanna have a night out in Chard?
Matt: Chard, as in, the roughest town in England?
Dean: Oh. Perhaps not then.
Matt: Chard, as in, the roughest town in England?
Dean: Oh. Perhaps not then.
by smitho111 October 1, 2023
by Quiinyucka May 4, 2009
Charde is one of the most gorgeous people in the world, men stop and stare, she is only one in a billion and such a true rare friend.
Will be the most incredible kind and caring mother and an even better lover
Everyone that knows her knows she is no time waster and only speaks true words and is one not to take for granted
Will be the most incredible kind and caring mother and an even better lover
Everyone that knows her knows she is no time waster and only speaks true words and is one not to take for granted
Charde is invincible
by Katerina 1991 March 21, 2018
A synonym for the male genitalia. "Blette", which is the french word for the leafy vegetable known as chard, is also a derogatory term for penis.
by Devil Joe April 8, 2009
A better abbreviation for 'Richard'
Dave: "Hey Chard, how you been?"
Chard: "My name is Richard, but you can call me Rich, Rick, Ricky, or Dick"
Dave: "No, your name is Chard"
Chard: "My name is Richard, but you can call me Rich, Rick, Ricky, or Dick"
Dave: "No, your name is Chard"
by captmurk August 22, 2014
by chard October 8, 2005