Top Definition
a woman who has eaten too much and can no longer walk. Instead, they are stuck living in bed, awaiting death by various mishaps like liver failure and sweet cakes.
"did you see that woman?"
"yeah dude shes a charcoal monkey."
by Moonshine Billy September 19, 2011

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