Town in southern Kansas, sometimes pronounced "shit-nute", where fun and activities are non-existent in favor of trains that block the fucking road to McD's. Home of the mighty Chanute Comets (WTF? Really?) and Neosho County Community College Panthers. Ranked #1 in...nothing. Ranked top 10 in...nothing. Main attraction: Wal-Mart.
Student A: HOLY FUCK, WHAT IS THERE TO DO IN THIS GOD-FORSAKEN TOWN!?
Student B: Well you could go to Wal-Mart.
Student A: I just fucking came from there.
Student A: I hate Chanute.