Man: Aw dude, I met this amazing girl who blew my mind. She was so radical dude. She had me totally stoked. Until I lifted up my arm to wrap it around her.
Dude: What happened man?
Man: She got this funky look on her face and scooted away from me saying that I smelled like something between freshly cut onions and dirty ass. Worst thing is she totally announced it to like everyone man.
Dude: Hahaha! Sounds like you ran into a Chante'.