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A person or people who watch too much television(television has channels, hence CHANNese). Often their fat asses take on a flat or sloped shape due to being seated constantly. Most Americans are Channese.
Channese 1: IMA VOTE FUR DA DEMOCRATS!!!
Channese 2: IMA GUNNA VOTE FIR DE REPUBLICANS!!!
Channese 3: *moan*
by Macaque Sledjoy August 29, 2012