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A fucking sexy ass kid! Always gets the girls. And has the coolest friends. He most likely has a big dick. And is a pretty loyal friend. He is a scrapper. And will defend himself, and his friends, against anyone. He has a loose temper. And is a total dick also.
Guy 1: Fuck you kid!

Chance: You mother fucker, come here i'll beat your fucking ass!
by fuckyougodnigger January 18, 2010
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1. LUCK
2. Awsome name for awsome kids
1. It's all up to chance.
2. Chance is one cool kid
by Mr. Chance April 26, 2006
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The most amazing person you will ever meet. He's everything a girl could wish for. He has a ton of energy and is crazy around his friends. But he has a sincere, loving side as well. His sexy looks and fine body also attract the ladies. He has a great sense of humor and always makes other people laugh. A Chance is a sweet, honest person that you should hold dearly forever.
That girl sure is lucky to be dating Chance!
by lover214 May 22, 2011
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1. Chance- To do something so awesome that it is not recognizable as awesome. To be awsome off the chart


2. To be oversexed. To have had an amzing night with someone.
Dude, you really chanced that landing

This is a pretty chance pie dude.


Man, she got so chanced last night.

I chanced her like crazy.
by TheAwesomest1 September 01, 2008
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your penis is usually long. you can get any girl with your charm and sexiness but your not usually "school smart". you probably have liked a certain girl for a long time but never had the chance to get with her.now is your chance to make a move.
My girlfriend won't even look at me because shes so into Chance.
by AddisonLovesChance January 10, 2011
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This is a fucking sexy man who could turn a straight guy gay! He is so sexy he has all the ladies lining up and can get anything! He is the sexiest person in the world and probably has a big dick, and he is soooooooooooo sexy you won't ever forget it!!!
Random chick: wow chance is sexy!

Dude: i know right!
by awesomechancelover November 29, 2011
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A unit of measurement used to measure force

1 Chance=equates to 1,000 Metric Tons or 1 Chuck Norris
It takes roughly 1 chance of force to send a shuttle into orbit
by accordvtecv6 April 07, 2009
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