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Everyone on the planet, cause they all beat all the other sperm in the race to the egg... If used repeatedly it will piss any human being...
Even though you might be a massive douche bag... You still are a champion...
by Rustyoperation March 07, 2008
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One who tries hard but fails anyway. Someone who expected to succeed against impossible odds and failed.

Often used to tease a someone who has just failed.

He tried to outrun the police on a ten speed bike, what a champion.

What a champion.
by Dave221 September 04, 2005
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A boy who sweats a lot when playing basketball.
WOOT!...that champion, he's sweating like nobody's biznaz.
by Daniel May 18, 2005
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a person or people who are not losers nor tryhards and totally kick ass
kailan and alyce =
by alyce and kailan September 26, 2003
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2006 Miami Heat - NBA Champions
Dwyane Wade and the Miami Heat are the 2006 NBA Champions.
by dcf68 June 23, 2006
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The New England Patriots won Super Bowl 38, thereby becoming champions of the NFL....again.
by Vincenzo February 04, 2004
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A person who has no life and has no reason to be living on this earth, but somehow still has girls going after him...
Champion was very rude to Anna today but Anna didn't care and kept talking to him.
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