Top Definition
When a person gets drunk on Champagne and is too intoxicated to be any use in the bedroom. All they can manage to do is lie on their back on the bed in a 'starfish' position while the other partner does all the work.
I had too much to drink last night and became a Champagne Starfish
by chipsyfox August 26, 2009
5 Words related to Champagne Starfish

Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from We'll never spam you.