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When your boyfriend is covered in champagne and you still want to do him.
When you inconspicuously have a man crawl into bed with you and a box of chocolates while your girlfriend is holding a camera and a red solo cup of champagne.

Phil King aka DJ Ducketts is the original "Champagne Hoe"
by champagnehoe June 15, 2013
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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