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When a womans vagina hangs crusty and dry.. but the more wet it gets, the better it feels. Much like when drying a car with a crusty chamois .
My friends grandmothers Chamois Vagina drags like a dirty broom behind a janitor.. but after it gets soaked for a while it feels quite pleasurable
by PeteRulesTheDankshitDeluxe October 18, 2009

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