Student 1: Oh my GOSH, did you hear about Brittany and Matt?
Student 2: Oooh, tell me!
Student 1: They got caught having sex this weekend at Shippensburg University and their parents are making them go to youth group now!
Student 2: Good, maybe God will forgive them.
Student 1: Yeah . . . wanna go muddin' this weekend?
Student 2: Only if we go shopping at American Eagle first.
Student 1: Amen.