Top definition
A loud proclamation, signifying that is time for another alcoholic beverage
"My bourbon on the rocks is empty. Chaka Khan!!"
by Fat, Drunk & Stupid October 19, 2009
Mug icon

Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Buy the plush
2
A sort-of religious holiday for the non-religious. Chaka Khan takes place around the first full moon in October, and last 2 weeks (the week prior to the moon being full and the week afterward). It is acceptable to celebrate Chaka Khan longer, if you choose.
Chaka Khan is meant for people to have as much fun and enjoyment as possible over the 2 weeks as they can. This could mean taking time off work, as good times can be exhausting and work can be a buzz kill. Possibly starting each day with a cocktail, dancing each night, and wearing feather boas or cocktail gowns on a Monday. It is the practice to treat each day of these 2 weeks of Chaka Khan as a celebration, and remove all stress, boredom, upset and work from your life.

Religion holiday hannukhah celebration religious christmas party made up
employee : "I need to take the next 2 weeks off for Religious reasons."
boss: "What holiday is it? Hannukhah?"
employee "No. It's Chaka Khan."

woman: "I thought we were gong to Home Depot for that thing you were going to install this weekend?"
man: "Forget it, doll. It's Chaka Khan. I'm doing mushrooms and tripping around town."
by Lola Ramona September 18, 2013
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the shirt
3
1 : to involve one's self in a way that hinders or impedes in another's affairs
2 : to strike one with the opposite foot or ankle in walking or running -- used especially on intoxicated friends
3 : to enter into or take a part in the concerns of others
4 : to act reciprocally so as to augment, diminish, or otherwise affect one another
" Don't try to chaka-khan me "
by Christy Cichra August 31, 2006
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
4
A term commonly used in replacement of "your mom" in the bay area.
by Nick Kempen December 09, 2007
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush