A fucking awesome name for a cat.
If I had a cat, he'd be named Chairman Meow.
That stance your cat does, where it sits on your favourite arm chair and refuses to move, with its paws tucked under it's chest and its eyes slightly closed that results in a face like a happy Chinaman.
FFS! Harry has taken up his Chairman Meow stance on my armchair again, and he's soooooo cute, I can't bear to move him. Looks like I'll be trying to watch the flatsceen from the wrong angle again and I'll see yet another episode of CSI Ney York in negative!