A thing that is sat on.
IT'S A CHAIR!!!
OHH!!!
IT'S A CHAIR!!!!!
It's a chaaaaair!!!
Jeez. That was a highlight
by asdafadasgaa August 19, 2008
the polite way to say cunthair.
its advisible to use this form when any females are within earshot.
the bullets missed Rambo by just a C-hair.
by overlander May 30, 2005
an object that is placed in a parking spot in front of one's house in Pittsburgh to save your parking place
Put the chair out once I get the the car dug out.
by spotterchair February 06, 2010
noun: a platform for sitting on. Usually consists of hard, sturdy legs and a cushioned platform with lumbar support.

verb: To use a chair (see above) to deliver a beating or severely hurt someone. Usually, threats involving chairs are used by wannabe gangsters as a means to intimidate others.
noun:
What a comfy chair...I could play CS on this all day...

verb:
1: What the **** are you looking at?
2: (begins explaining that he means no harm, tries to calm (1) down)
1: SHUT UP OR I'LL CHAIR YA!
2: Ok.
1: NAH, SHUT THE **** UP OR I'LL CHAIR YA RIGHT NOW!
by MrKapper June 07, 2007
where you put your ass cheeks
bob:yo where do you wanna put dem ass cheeks at?
billy: imma put dem toasty buns on this chair
bob: me too!
by the best ginger in town January 03, 2016
a thing you put your ass on to be comfortable
Why are you raping the chair!?
by IMAGINATION February 27, 2015
Device used to stimulate sensual peasure by vibrating when placed against the genitalia.
God, this chair feels so good in my ****!
by Wangtastic May 11, 2005

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