He will never nag you about anything if you’re his girlfriend because he will never talk to you! Unless he wants a blow job, etc. His hobbies include BMX, rap music and his half inch penis. He never dates a girl if they have a bit of class and don’t want to screw around with the fat fuck. Like this one time when he was dating a girl, he gave her herpes then he ignored her for 3 or 4 weeks, left her hanging, and then finally broke up with her over text because he was too scared to do it face to face. He also can’t ask girls out, or tell them how he feels face to face because his is such a wimp. He’s tough as well, he likes to hit his future girlfriends if they can’t figure out his complex plan of crap. He makes fun of his girlfriends if they are short, and even throws them in the air to prove a point. Yep, Chair sure is a top bloke, whenever he dates a girl he sure does a bang up job -.- If you know what I mean…
Chair: I know who likes you
Chair: They have a S and an E in their name
(N) A raised platform on one would sit to keep one's self off the dirt
which is on the ground. Chairs, the plural of chair, can be padded to maximize the comfortility
of one's sitting session.
-"Dude that is a nice chair your sitting on, i love the padding on it, it must be such a comfortable sitting session you are experiencing"
a fun sized couch
fred: lets go sit on the couch
bob: nah.. chairs where its at.
The pairing/ship for Chuck Bass and Blair Waldorf in Gossip Girl.
Chuck is played by Ed Westwick
Blair is played by Leighton Meester
My perfect couple in GG is Chair.
An uncommon sexual position, where the willing or usually unwilling participant is strapped into a lawn chair (the conventional method is duct tape but varied uses have included rope, electrical cords and Christmas lights.) The person is then flipped upside down and a hole is cut out of the seat, exposing the person's anus and/or genitalia, creating a make-shift glory hole for instant gratification. Common practice is to "chair" outside but the more bashful often commence the activity in the garage or pool house.
Pull out a chair for the lady...
n. A very small measurement of distance.
Derived from cunt hair, or more specifically the width of one.
Okay, We've almost got it in the right spot, just move it a c hair to the left.
almost always useful. a person has to invest a great amount of faith
into this object, for if it breaks (which is entirely possible) then one is putting the fact that they are currently not disabled
at great risk ie. they could become disabled
Boy1: What you on bruv?
Boy2: A chair
Boy1: Isit? That's Sick
Boy2: Yeh, but I'm being careful though, 'cos if it breaks I could end up disabled.
Boy1: Mate, I wouldn't take the risk; I don't even sit on chairs anymore
a chair is what you use to start a fight or a riot, always work
" yo its to civilized here , throw a chair to start some shit."