To beat one off with the aid of a chainsaw, or if truly a balla-ass nigga, duel chainsaws (2) SHALL BE USED TO RUB ONE OUT. boo YAH!
And it goes without sayin, being hardcore as fuck is perfectly acceptable comprimise for bloodloss.
Only the foolish or the brave but foolish or the hard as fuckin nails steps up to the chainsaw wank.
Oi don't mess with him, that blokes ard as fuck, has a chainsaw wank before breakfast.