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One who put chains on cars on the side of the freeway during a snow storm for meager pay. They wear the yellow rain suits like crab fisherman most of the time, with duck tape around the knees.
I was nice and warm, smoking a blunt on the way to tahoe, and I didn't want to get out, so a payed a chain monkey to put my chains on my car. I tipped him with kush.
by Frisco Kid 415 December 22, 2012
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Crazy mofo who lays down the law with the chaingun. Unreal Tournament especially, but any game will do provided it has a chaingun.
That stankass biatch went chain monkey on you losers.
by ltm September 09, 2004
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