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Chain Bag 

Chain bag (cheyn-bag) a douche bag, chain sporting tool who thinks he is better than everyone else, when in fact is the biggest fag in the bar. Easily spotted by wearing Gotti hair, popped collars and of course, fake gold chains. Often found along side skank bags and bitch bags in your regularly visited bar
"That guy thinks he is god's gift to woman"

"Yeah, someone should really tell him he is just another chain bag"
Chain Bag by Dreamgirlie May 18, 2009

chin bag 

Chinn bag. 1 a sleazy dog raping, whore molesting human colouring book.
2. The act of placing your nuts on someones chin while they are sleeping. And possiblly taking a picture for blackmail.
Get off my dog you fuckin' chin bag!!!
chin bag by shiteater666 March 30, 2017

fucking the bean bag chair

Having sex with a morbidly obesed person.
Jim told me he fuck a 400 pound women. He said it felt like fucking the bean bag chair.

midget in a bean bag chair 

a term which describes the act of titty-fucking a woman with very large fatty breasts.
Person A: hey man, you should titty fuck that girl

Person B: hell no, that would be like a midget in a bean bag chair.

bag chair and a beer 

The essentials for watching a particular event. A "bag chair" is a folding, portable camp chair that can be taken anywhere and set up instantly, your "beer" is your relaxation beverage of choice.

When an event promises to be interesting and worth watching, you go get your bag chair and a beer, then settle in and observe!
Ralph: Boss just found out about Mike leaving early the last couple days, he's looking for him to chew his ass out.

Ed: Oh-h-h-h-h I gotta see this!

Ralph: Yep, gonna get my bag chair and a beer ...

- - - - - - - -

T: Oh man, I think Jen and Amy are all drunked up and checking each other out

E: M-m-m-m-m they'll be sneaking off and going at it before you know it

T: Yep. Gotta get my bag chair and a beer ...
bag chair and a beer by OldFart77 November 8, 2010

Slutty Bean Bag Chair 

An obese female, who despite her weight and unattractiveness, acquires large amounts of dick through trickery and illusion.
Thad: I don't understand how so many guys have had sex with Mandy... I mean look at her!
Tom: I know man...She's a slutty bean bag chair.

trash bag chair

A full trash bag used like a bean bag chair. These are typically found in homes occupied by squatters and roach motels. Depending on the contents and brand of the bag, it can be kept for up to a month before stinking up the joint.
Dude #1: The trash is overflowing. I'll take it out.

Dude #2: Don't do that. We'll keep it as a trash bag chair.
trash bag chair by 2014_chiguy September 17, 2012