Noun describing a psychopath of the worst kind who deserves an Oscar for acting normal when it's really just a mask he wears to cover a severe personality disorder. Can be found living a parasitic lifestyle, either sucking his friends' dry by borrowing money and taking forever to pay it back, or else finding women with large bank accounts and playing on their sympathy with his "poor me" tales of woe. Always a player. Often addicted to cigarettes, pot, cocaine (when he can afford it or bum it off other people), internet porn, sexual deviance and light beer. Prefers sex with tattooed women, the more tats and piercings, the better. Adept at hiding his criminal past. Often lives with his mother, but would sell her in a heartbeat for rent money and/or drugs. Can be found talking smack about every woman he's ever dated, and his mother, too, if she's recently pissed him off. Shallow emotions. Will suddenly up and leave any relationship that lasts more than three months due to boredom caused by his own lack of imagination. Astoundingly arrogant with an overinflated sense of importance. Will do anything to avoid getting a real job, including lie, cheat and steal in order to pay his bills. Impulsive; usually lacks a conscience and doesn't know the meaning of the word remorse. A legend in his own mind. To be avoided at all costs.
My cousin just got dumped by her fiance' for no reason at all. That dude's got to be a f&%#@ing Chad!

You know that guy I've been seeing for the past six months who seemed too good to be true? Well, he was. He's a Chad, with a rap sheet longer than one of Cameron Diaz's legs!

My sister finally got rid of the Chad who moved in with her last year, but not before he spent all her savings, maxed out her credit cards and slept with her best friend.
by cutestofthemall September 25, 2011
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A member of the male gender, a Chad is a person, typically named Chad, who goes to bars to pick up chicks. He usually accomplishes this by cockblocking other guys. A Chad can be identified by his appearance which usually consists of the following: mesh trucker hat, frosted hair, greasy spiked hair, polo shirt with the collar turned up, fake tan, ringer t-shirt two sizes too small, pants two sizes too small, wifebeater in public, and a light colored button-up shirt. Chad's also have spent time in a fraternity, will dance by themselves to attract attention, and typically drink light beer.
This bar is full of nothing but Chads.

I would have scored with that girl if that Chad would have just shut his piehole.
by mav himself June 01, 2006
A stereotypical douchebag asshole/jock/frat boy/ with an ego the size of the planet, who needs a swift roundhouse kick to the jaw, ala Chuck Norris style (though if actually issued by Norris, this punishment may be too extreme, even for a chad). Basically, they think they're the best at everything, love to talk shit, and are a general nuisance in every way possible.

A chad is somewhat easy to sight, as they're everywhere, but the only way to know for sure is to talk to/observe one. They typically dress in a similar manner to a "bro", though are not in fact bros. They either wear the latest fashionable clothing from big brands, or highly expensive graphic tees, most likely of the MMA (Mixed martial arts) variety. They most likely sport a tribal tattoo, or something of the like. They most commonly drive V6 Mustangs, S10 pickup trucks, or crotch rockets.

Chads can be found in large numbers at Frat houses, local hipster bars, and nu metal concerts (which are obviously real metal shows...). They often travel in groups of a few, but can be found in swarms at these establishments. Other than being cocky and talking shit, other popular pastimes of chads include, but are not limited to: beer pong, racing hondas, UFC, and blasting nu metal on their stereo because they think it makes them look like a badass.

Again, not to be confused with the bro, who may or may not share some of these characteristics, but is actually cool, and therefore, is ok to hang around with.
Dude 1: Dude, this bar is totally full of chads tonight, what gives?
Dude 2: It's $1 Bud Light Night. Don't you know? They only like light beer.
Dude 1: Meh, screw this. Let's go somewhere else and grab a pitcher of Newcastle.
by Anonymous1_2 September 10, 2009
A stereotypical asshole jock.
Some chad knocked me into a table when he shoved some guy and now my arm hurts.
by Gamblar December 08, 2006
A narcissistic pathological liar with sociopathic tendencies. Has a tendency to tell stories that are completely untrue to perpetuate lies about people he claims are his friends and lies about his own life to ellicit emotions, like sympathy and envy, from his friends. He is intelligent enough that it takes a while to catch on to his lies. Often, there is no point to his lies - he tells them just to tell them.
That guy is such a Chad. I can't believe we didn't question his lies!
by SociopathHater February 05, 2010
Chad another term for chronic dope mary jane weed grass pot and so on.
"YO niggah pass me da chad."
"Is chad here?"
"Are we chillin with chad?
"bitch wheres my chad?!"
by sd45f4g4545fd4h454dfhpuyyse April 08, 2007
adj. used as a derogatory term towards others. used on someone being a dickhead or someone being a cockey asshole. also someone who is a huge loser.

verb. continually dropping the ball. pissing everyone off. screwing up really bad.
adj. "stop being such a chad" "what's up chad" "he was beign a total chad" "that guy is a huge chad"

verb. "you chaded yourself pretty hard" "he wouldn't stop chading at the party" "he pulled a huge chad"
by slim change August 09, 2006
a person who is mistaken for a mentally retarded person based on their looks and personality. no matter how much their girlfriend may brag, they do NOT have a large penis.
If that ugly piece of shit over there isn't a chad, then I don't know what is.
by K.S., J.L. December 15, 2007

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