A Beached Whale/whalrus whom weighs more than his phone number. other kids typically orbit him. He has a lack of reproductive organs. Chads normally deny being a beached.
by Dr.VonBoogy April 22, 2011
Chad is a high class individual who prefers to wear tailor made clothing and expensive shoes.
He is an avid foodie, thoroughly enjoys the finer arts of cuisine. Like a nice amose-Bouche with a smokey groutine.
Chad "I was with this beautiful woman last night and I thought she had class... then I woke up the next day with a hickey on my neck. Now how am I going to explain that at my high powered position job tomorrow? A real woman would have left that hickey on my balls!"
by all clASS April 09, 2013
an eye catcher to many floridian girls. his caramel colored exterior and glowing smile instantly make girls drool. not only is he easy on the eyes, but insanely muscular. Sadly Chad isnt the brightest boy, but his adorable charm makes up for his stupidity!
girl: hey this cute boy snapchatted me
friend: oh he looks like a chad
girl: you're so right!

*boy walks into restaurant*
girl: wow that boy is smooth
*boy walks up to girl*
boy: hi my name is chad
by chad girlfriend March 23, 2013
1. (adj) An Acronym that stands for Crazy High And Drunk. Used to describe a person, usually male, who is behaving erratically out of character due extensive alcohol & drug consumption.

2. (noun) An individual who is acting under these circumstances.
1. Two beers & a a bowl hit? Matteson is so baby CHAD right now!

2. Hi, my name is CHAD

- or -

I'm so gone, you can call me CHAD.
by thundakatz July 01, 2010
A Word/ Phrase that you use to offend someone without using profanity "Chad" replaces all put-down (Gay, Stupid, Lame, Retarded, etc.)
You can often use "chad" to tell your friend they are acting stupid in a nicer way then straight insulting them.

Someone who is chad is not very cool an acts weird.
Use chad to refer to someone as a lame ass.
It is fun to use the word around people that do not know the meaning. People often get confused.

Chad is very catchy an you can find yourself using it more than most cuss words.
Bob "Hey, dude look at my new kicks i got at walmart"

Jake "Those shoes are chad fool, look at my j's"


John "Haha, look at that guy with purple skinny jeans an a yellow jacket on"

Jeremy " wtf, that fool looks hella chad"
by Jadapatayta April 23, 2013
Also known as a 69. When you and the opposite sex or same sex do the move 69
"Watsup guys, gues what I did with my girlfriend this weekend...the chad"
"What no ways, u did the chad with ur girlfriend?! That must be your signature move"
by johny11223 November 30, 2011
Girlfriend stealers. Often seen doing sick 1080ºs on a skateboard. Chads WILL steal your girlfriend, no girl can resist the rad power of Chad. Chads absolutly hate watermelons. Watermelons are a known repelant for Chads.
"We've gotta get out of here, there's a Chad!"
"Don't worry, I've got pepper spray."
"That won't work, Chad's +7 Radness repels all things except watermelons."
"Shoot! We're Ricked then!"
by PrettyMuchThat'sHowItIs March 30, 2015
Have u wiped your chad?
by Peachesandcream March 30, 2015

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