A Beached Whale/whalrus whom weighs more than his phone number. other kids typically orbit him. He has a lack of reproductive organs. Chads normally deny being a beached.
by Dr.VonBoogy April 22, 2011
Chad, a unique constellation of attributes among men. A unicorn among men and an alacorn amongst unicorns. The most decent man, outside of my father, I have ever met. A man who has been gifted not with both hands but with all the hands an Indian deity would possess. Chad is a funny man with a quippy wit, smart and with the silver papers to prove it, he has a soul melting knee buckling eloquence, is kind and considerate as all get out, and has abs like seen in all those pictures made of Jesus. He is the man who keeps my head up and my heart strong. He saves me from myself, and has got my back when I need help. I have found a piece of myself with him. So I suppose it could be considered a self-service, on his part, how well he takes care of me. He is my safe place. And despite his absurd choices in coolness of water and color of licorice and olives he is the man of my dreams. But even better, he is the man in my life and in my heart.
Don’t be a guy the world is full of guys; be a man, be a Chad, be a unicorn.
by CutieAngelaDoll April 15, 2013
A very loving guy who will always have you're back. Despite the shit he normally gets, he takes it because what doesn't kill him makes him stronger. Possibly nerdy (often ridiculously) but it's lovable. Quite often a big teddy bear. Can be very relaxed, not a lot phases him. A Chad has quite a thirst for life, loves to laugh and sticks with his friends till the end.
That guy over there, Chad, is my best friend and my true Bro.
by For the cool chads April 03, 2012
Chad is an extremely good looking man. He's confident sexy, typically good muscle tone with an impeccable sense of style. He is idolized by many and hated by those who are jealous of his warm compassionate traits. Many men wish they could be a Chad. He is excellent in bed with a huge satisfying penis. Women love there Chad's which make many green with envy and burn with rage, wishing they possessed all he has been blessed with. If your a Chad, I hate you, you lucky bastard.
Your the Chadinator in the bedroom, the Chad.

I want to be a Chad, once I'm a man.

She had "the Chad" last night and I heard he was an animal.

All Chad's are sexy. What a strange phenomenon.
by Joyed atone May 26, 2012
Usually a confident guy, who is somewhat of an overachiever. They can get cocky sometimes but not to the point that they annoy people. Fun to hang out with but typically stay out of trouble. They drink but not to get drunk, don't smoke, don't fight, and usually drive the speed limit. Tight shirts and spiked hair aren't uncommon. They can get the girls but act much more confidently in front of them than they truly are. Despite popular belief, they are not really much of a bro or a fraternity bitch.
Drunk guy "Hey Chad, take a shot!"
Chad "Nah man, I already had a few...I'm drivin tonight."
by friz20 June 20, 2011
1) To destroy someone by using a chair defense.

2) To put someone in their place

3) To "rage" on one's "melon" using the highly feared "chair rage".
1) "After I set up the chair defense, we just sat back and watch the other team get cha'd."

2) Jam: Kith sucks! -- Wippuh: OMG Cha'd!

3) "Holy shit! I went into their spawn, and shanked the whole team! I got a screenshot, too! Cha'd!!"
by Jamandy June 11, 2003
Male, super super sweet. amazing friend. could be friends with anyone. really popular and attractive lol. bright, charming, cheerful, dazzling, confident, athletic, funny and fine. intelligent, wise, wonderful and straight up perfect.
I love chad
by sexy swaggaaaaa. October 20, 2013
Usually a nerd. Knows how to have a good time, and make people laugh. He can make the worst of days look brighter. Into video games, mostly RPGs. Though most say he might be a douche, he is not. Those people just have not taken the time to know him.
bro - "do you see that awesome guy over there?"
bro - "I wonder what his name is"
broseph - "it's obviously chad, look at that awesomeness"
by NotYou123 August 09, 2012

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