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an untrustworthy, worthless, fat, unsanitary, disgusting excuse for a person, who steals from the people he calls his friends(whom he doesnt desserve to know), has serious body odor problems; all the time, and even at the age of 19, is more childish than a 10 year old kid. He gets his mommy to pay back the people he stole from, since he doesnt have a job, and probably never will. He lives at home on his computer and/or phone, and throws a little hissy fit, runs off pouting, and refuses to come out of his bedroom when asked to get off for even a minute.
Chad is a faggot who needs to come out of the closet.
Chads very presence pisses me off.
Chad needs to either get a real life, or end the pathetic excuse for one he has now.
Chad should have been aborted.
Chad should have been the one that died, not Heather.
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sweetest boy on the planet, ridiculously hot, sexalicious, charming with the ladies. this boys got it all. xoxoxoxooxxoxoxoox <3
chad is oh so sexy
by scandal1234555574 June 02, 2011
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Chad, a unique constellation of attributes among men. A unicorn among men and an alacorn amongst unicorns. The most decent man, outside of my father, I have ever met. A man who has been gifted not with both hands but with all the hands an Indian deity would possess. Chad is a funny man with a quippy wit, smart and with the silver papers to prove it, he has a soul melting knee buckling eloquence, is kind and considerate as all get out, and has abs like seen in all those pictures made of Jesus. He is the man who keeps my head up and my heart strong. He saves me from myself, and has got my back when I need help. I have found a piece of myself with him. So I suppose it could be considered a self-service, on his part, how well he takes care of me. He is my safe place. And despite his absurd choices in coolness of water and color of licorice and olives he is the man of my dreams. But even better, he is the man in my life and in my heart.
Don’t be a guy the world is full of guys; be a man, be a Chad, be a unicorn.
by CutieAngelaDoll April 15, 2013
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A stereotypical douchebag asshole/jock/frat boy/ with an ego the size of the planet, who needs a swift roundhouse kick to the jaw, ala Chuck Norris style (though if actually issued by Norris, this punishment may be too extreme, even for a chad). Basically, they think they're the best at everything, love to talk shit, and are a general nuisance in every way possible.

A chad is somewhat easy to sight, as they're everywhere, but the only way to know for sure is to talk to/observe one. They typically dress in a similar manner to a "bro", though are not in fact bros. They either wear the latest fashionable clothing from big brands, or highly expensive graphic tees, most likely of the MMA (Mixed martial arts) variety. They most likely sport a tribal tattoo, or something of the like. They most commonly drive V6 Mustangs, S10 pickup trucks, or crotch rockets.

Chads can be found in large numbers at Frat houses, local hipster bars, and nu metal concerts (which are obviously real metal shows...). They often travel in groups of a few, but can be found in swarms at these establishments. Other than being cocky and talking shit, other popular pastimes of chads include, but are not limited to: beer pong, racing hondas, UFC, and blasting nu metal on their stereo because they think it makes them look like a badass.

Again, not to be confused with the bro, who may or may not share some of these characteristics, but is actually cool, and therefore, is ok to hang around with.
Dude 1: Dude, this bar is totally full of chads tonight, what gives?
Dude 2: It's $1 Bud Light Night. Don't you know? They only like light beer.
Dude 1: Meh, screw this. Let's go somewhere else and grab a pitcher of Newcastle.
by Anonymous1_2 September 10, 2009
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"An American youth subculture, characterized by an affinity for loud sports cars, MTV, and brand name clothing lines, usually found in packs late at night at Taco Bell."

Often seen wearing: Abercrombie & Fitch t-shirts, fitted, sports themed, baseball caps, Oakley sunglasses, sea shell necklaces, etc.
Those Chads are going to go home and chundle eachother's runches.
by Craig von Jackson September 14, 2006
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(N) to acquire goods for a ridiculously cheap price.
"Yo, I just CHADed some sick 12 inch kickers for 5 bucks and some pocket lint.
by 01longbeddin January 24, 2010
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Chad is really the best boyfriend ever.
by JLB78 July 06, 2011
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