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excrement that comes form the butthole
Your mom likes it when I drop a chad on her chest
by BSizzle April 27, 2006
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Chad, a unique constellation of attributes among men. A unicorn among men and an alacorn amongst unicorns. The most decent man, outside of my father, I have ever met. A man who has been gifted not with both hands but with all the hands an Indian deity would possess. Chad is a funny man with a quippy wit, smart and with the silver papers to prove it, he has a soul melting knee buckling eloquence, is kind and considerate as all get out, and has abs like seen in all those pictures made of Jesus. He is the man who keeps my head up and my heart strong. He saves me from myself, and has got my back when I need help. I have found a piece of myself with him. So I suppose it could be considered a self-service, on his part, how well he takes care of me. He is my safe place. And despite his absurd choices in coolness of water and color of licorice and olives he is the man of my dreams. But even better, he is the man in my life and in my heart.
Don’t be a guy the world is full of guys; be a man, be a Chad, be a unicorn.
by CutieAngelaDoll April 15, 2013
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A lovely young man, not a douchebag, with a distinctive laugh. Chads love the outdoors and helping people. Despite their faithfulness in romantic relationships, Chads are magnets for the ladies due to their cute bums. They use their vast knowledge for good instead of evil (most of the time). While Chads are notorious for being right, they are very humble indeed, and sometimes feel bad for needing to be correct so often. Truely, Chads are good people.
Aisley: Did you hear that laugh?
Jessi: I hear it...It must be Chad!
by Ned N. June 17, 2011
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an untrustworthy, worthless, fat, unsanitary, disgusting excuse for a person, who steals from the people he calls his friends(whom he doesnt desserve to know), has serious body odor problems; all the time, and even at the age of 19, is more childish than a 10 year old kid. He gets his mommy to pay back the people he stole from, since he doesnt have a job, and probably never will. He lives at home on his computer and/or phone, and throws a little hissy fit, runs off pouting, and refuses to come out of his bedroom when asked to get off for even a minute.
Chad is a faggot who needs to come out of the closet.
Chads very presence pisses me off.
Chad needs to either get a real life, or end the pathetic excuse for one he has now.
Chad should have been aborted.
Chad should have been the one that died, not Heather.
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Is a common name of an overly cocky fool-hearted man-child. Chads tend to think they're gods gift to women when they really aren't, a chad will usually be overweight bald and brag about their sexual prowess. When you meet a woman who has dated a chad they all say the same thing, chads are abusive manipulative jerks who take advantage of women, usually by means of date rape drugs to compensate for their tiny pencil dicks and running debts up in other people's names.
Girl 1: OMG, my bf thinks he is best at everything.
Girl 2: Fuck yeah. He is such a Chad
by Ruths1984 January 28, 2017
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A name for guy, typically sexy, with a big dick. Complete sweetheart who treats whoever he's with like a princess, but knows how to please her. Loves sports and sex!
Her boyfriend is such a Chad!
by djk2prez July 07, 2011
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"An American youth subculture, characterized by an affinity for loud sports cars, MTV, and brand name clothing lines, usually found in packs late at night at Taco Bell."

Often seen wearing: Abercrombie & Fitch t-shirts, fitted, sports themed, baseball caps, Oakley sunglasses, sea shell necklaces, etc.
Those Chads are going to go home and chundle eachother's runches.
by Craig von Jackson September 14, 2006
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