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Dude, those fags Darin and Samuel had anal so long, they both got a chad!
by KOCK_iiN_MOUTH_KWEEN June 03, 2007
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noun: chad; plural noun: chads

A piece of waste material removed from card or tape by punching. Much like the material the human also usually a male named chad hold much the same attributes, A chad will use and abuse people to the fullest. Chads tend to exibit narcissistic traits and tend to be pathological liars with sociopathic tendencies. Has a tendency to act violently towards members of the opposing sex, if you see a chad you must run the other way.
"Girl 1: My boyfriend punched me"
"Girl 2: OMG are you okay ? "
"Girl 1: No I'm not okay I should never have dated a Chad"
by Ruths1984 January 28, 2017
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Chad, a unique constellation of attributes among men. A unicorn among men and an alacorn amongst unicorns. The most decent man, outside of my father, I have ever met. A man who has been gifted not with both hands but with all the hands an Indian deity would possess. Chad is a funny man with a quippy wit, smart and with the silver papers to prove it, he has a soul melting knee buckling eloquence, is kind and considerate as all get out, and has abs like seen in all those pictures made of Jesus. He is the man who keeps my head up and my heart strong. He saves me from myself, and has got my back when I need help. I have found a piece of myself with him. So I suppose it could be considered a self-service, on his part, how well he takes care of me. He is my safe place. And despite his absurd choices in coolness of water and color of licorice and olives he is the man of my dreams. But even better, he is the man in my life and in my heart.
Don’t be a guy the world is full of guys; be a man, be a Chad, be a unicorn.
by CutieAngelaDoll April 15, 2013
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A chad is typically a male. it's common that a chad would have gelled hair and wear sun glasses because they think they make them look cool. Chads would be know to act tough and like they can't fight however they will never fight. Examples of chad brands are afliction tapout hurley famous etc. Chads typically only drink and don't smoke.
That chad is taking creatine.

Hey chad where'd you get that tapout shirt?
by greatslang123 May 20, 2009
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A name for guy, typically sexy, with a big dick. Complete sweetheart who treats whoever he's with like a princess, but knows how to please her. Loves sports and sex!
Her boyfriend is such a Chad!
by djk2prez July 07, 2011
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excrement that comes form the butthole
Your mom likes it when I drop a chad on her chest
by BSizzle April 27, 2006
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A very loving guy who will always have you're back. Despite the shit he normally gets, he takes it because what doesn't kill him makes him stronger. Possibly nerdy (often ridiculously) but it's lovable. Quite often a big teddy bear. Can be very relaxed, not a lot phases him. A Chad has quite a thirst for life, loves to laugh and sticks with his friends till the end.
That guy over there, Chad, is my best friend and my true Bro.
by For the cool chads April 03, 2012
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