A stereotypical douchebag asshole/jock/frat boy/ with an ego the size of the planet, who needs a swift roundhouse kick to the jaw, ala Chuck Norris style (though if actually issued by Norris, this punishment may be too extreme, even for a chad). Basically, they think they're the best at everything, love to talk shit, and are a general nuisance in every way possible.

A chad is somewhat easy to sight, as they're everywhere, but the only way to know for sure is to talk to/observe one. They typically dress in a similar manner to a "bro", though are not in fact bros. They either wear the latest fashionable clothing from big brands, or highly expensive graphic tees, most likely of the MMA (Mixed martial arts) variety. They most likely sport a tribal tattoo, or something of the like. They most commonly drive V6 Mustangs, S10 pickup trucks, or crotch rockets.

Chads can be found in large numbers at Frat houses, local hipster bars, and nu metal concerts (which are obviously real metal shows...). They often travel in groups of a few, but can be found in swarms at these establishments. Other than being cocky and talking shit, other popular pastimes of chads include, but are not limited to: beer pong, racing hondas, UFC, and blasting nu metal on their stereo because they think it makes them look like a badass.

Again, not to be confused with the bro, who may or may not share some of these characteristics, but is actually cool, and therefore, is ok to hang around with.
Dude 1: Dude, this bar is totally full of chads tonight, what gives?
Dude 2: It's $1 Bud Light Night. Don't you know? They only like light beer.
Dude 1: Meh, screw this. Let's go somewhere else and grab a pitcher of Newcastle.
by Anonymous1_2 September 10, 2009
When a man films himself masturbating and proceeds to tell his friends about it
Man 1: What do you do on the weekend?
Man 2: I did a Chad
by man_goo July 18, 2010
Chad, an a rare species of shemale of which they have no urges for actual people, just computers or xboxes. They sometimes experiment their urges with their electronics in ways indescribable. This species is also known to have sociopath issues. But mostly toward female wimminz. This could be the missing link that evolutionists have been looking for.
You: Chad, how much do you like Minecraft?
Chad: *jizzes*
You: Woah Chad... Umm bye.
Chad: MINNEEEECRAFFFTTT!!!!
by Bradllez April 14, 2011
A gay litte man with an unusually small penis , usually loves givin up the bum to men of a very mature age , note that all chads have very tiny penis
Man that chad tried bumming me in that pub
by davito23 August 24, 2011
a douchebag or prep usually plays Lacrosse and his rich and attends private schools. A name that pisses you off when you hear of hit and is often made fun of.
No one likes that douchebag.........Ya man what a Chad
by shigthatdig April 22, 2010
a vary stupid male that does not have a liking for females and should stop putting sharpies up his anus. no one in his friend group really likes him, hes kinda the outcast that every one makes fun of when hes not there.
girl: hey chad do you want to chill tonight i'll suck your dick.
chad: first, i have a short but fat penis and second i would rather stick sharpies up my ass then put penut butter on my penis and let my dog lick it off.
by you know me in realy life June 22, 2010
-The name of all leading role men in Girly movies.
-A pretty boy.
-A bit queer.
-Tall and Blonde.
-Owns a hairdryer.
-Wears pink bowling shirts.
-knows what mascara is for.

Ends relationships with "its me,not you"
Josh: What a fucking Chad!
by Jalls1 May 24, 2006
A unit to measure time, approximately 20 solar years. A Chad is usually used as a time measurement inside comparisons or metaphors.

They have been married for, like, 2 and a half Chads!
by Chad Club February 10, 2009

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