shaun: huh? what are you high?!
brian: no dude you should go into your cereal box sometime its great!
brian: anything is possible when your-
brian: lalalalala in a cereal box!
shaun: ... poor ol brian. ok take him away boys.
(brian spent several years in the Cuckoo Puffs asylum, he was later found dead from suffocation inside a cereal box)
Fruit Loops: Take a girl and cover her with apple and orange juice while she is on acid.
Coco Puffs:When you have a fat black chick and you cover her with Hershey chocolate syrup and milk.
Reese's Puffs: When you have a orgy consisting of Caucasian, Hispanic, and Filipino women.
"Can you describe the assailant Madam?
I'm afraid not Officer, he was rather a cerealbox"