When a man has an erection while taking a shit and it presses against the inside of the toilet.
I shouldn't have been reading that Victoria's Secret catalog while I was taking a shit. I got a ceramic headlock.

You have to make sure you wash your dick after a ceramic headlock so your girl doesnt get mad if she goes down on you.
by big jai jai December 05, 2012

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