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The state of being more obliterated than you've ever been in your entire life. Symptoms may include smashing your head against a boulder, vomiting, public vandalism, sleeping on rocks, chance of concussion. Most common symptoms include humiliation and a deep personal reflection. Drastic lifestyle changes may follow.
"Bro, you haven't been wasted until you've been central park wasted!"

"How drunk were you?!? ..."I was central park wasted."
by Lil' Day-Day October 19, 2012