Top Definition
The state of being more obliterated than you've ever been in your entire life. Symptoms may include smashing your head against a boulder, vomiting, public vandalism, sleeping on rocks, chance of concussion. Most common symptoms include humiliation and a deep personal reflection. Drastic lifestyle changes may follow.
"Bro, you haven't been wasted until you've been central park wasted!"

"How drunk were you?!? ..."I was central park wasted."
#park #central #wasted #drunk #obliterated #smashed
by Lil' Day-Day October 19, 2012
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