A football team who very often mistake themselves to be better than there bitter rivals, glasgow rangers, who've won more trophies, infact much more trophies. They play in a 4 star UEFA stadium named piggery which might aswell be a big green fence around each side, some plastic squares as seats, and 60,000 father jacks (from father ted), compared to ibrox stadium being 5 starred.

So, if you think of celtic, immediately think of rangers because they are simply better.
Q: What's the best scottish team?

A: Cel..., Rangers quite obviously.

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Q: What's the best stadium in Scotland?

A: Celtic P...Pigger...Oh yeah, Ibrox.
by Orange? November 02, 2008

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Based in Glasgow and are the best football team in the world. Has won the Scottish Premier League 3 years in a row and will extend that in years to come. Won the European Cup, Scottich Premier League and Scottish Cup all in the year 1967 with there best team which is known as the Lisbon Lions .Rivals of Glasgow Rangers who are just plain and simply GAY.
Hey how did the race for the Scottish League end up??

O Celtic won because the Gers choaked as usual!!

Hey dident Rangers lose to St Petersberg in the UEFA Cup afew days before???

As i said, they Choaked AS USUAL
by Peter Nus May 24, 2008

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Brilliant Glasgow football team(soccer for all you yanks) supported mostly by irish based and catholic glasweigans. The fans tend to be more friendly than the hun bastards(Rangers fans) who'd knife you for wearing green underwear.
And it's Celtic 6 Rangers 2!!!!!!!!!
by Pseudoman November 13, 2004

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Irish team based in Glasgow. Founded by bigot, sorry, Fr. Walfrid in an attempt to keep young catholics away from non-catholic soup kitchens,and has had a lasting impact on the division in the west coast society and still exists today. When form they theived off Hibernian from Edinburgh, stealing their players and strips and also any charity money that the team raised, with the threat of violence, and also playing the discrimination card . This long tradition of violence still continues today, but is of portrayed under the guise of 'Juan Ghuy' who seems to get about a bit. The Irish team harboured peadophilles, and the man in charge at the time, Jock Stein, refused to inform the police of the goings on at a Celtic boys club, hence the term Big Jock Knew. Celtic have also invented a new style of calculator, takes an answer and doubles it eg. 2+2=8 But not only does this calculator work like this, it also allows answers to increase in time, so when 2010 arrives, they would have taken 600,000 to ''Shuvulle''
This team is often portrayed in a popular song and Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves
BJK BJK BJK BJK, celtic are often portrayed as the victims, yeah right
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A Scottish football club whose anti-scots supporters see their team as some sort of sporting wing of the IRA - a terrorist organisation which has waged a bloody sectarian war in the United Kingdom for over 30 years.
celtic fans can often be heard singing the praises of IRA gunmen, and they regularly chant slogans like "ooh ah up the RA" when their team are playing. (RA being slang for IRA)
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Celtic are quite simply the best supported football club in the world. A Scottish based football team founded by Irish Marist Brothers to raise money to feed the poor immigrants who fled Ireland in the 1800's from starvation and poverty.

Relations with rivals Glasgow Rangers became frosty after an influx of bigoted shipyard workers from Belfast identified with the blue half of glasgow and spread sectarian filth through the west of Scotland, up to and including sectarian employment policies.

Polar opposite to Glasgow Rangers. Celtic fans were awarded with FIFA and UEFA awards, while nazi saluting Rangers fans (who masquerade as Englishmen)are awarded with UEFA charges.

Celtic were the first team from the british isles to win the european cup.

Invited as guests to play in a record number of testimonial/charity matches.

Hold the record for the largest travelling support, 80,000.

Symbiotic with nieghbours Rangers but despite paramilitary chanting and psuedo sectarian songs, they are 9 years ahead in combatting the problem of bigotry. Rangers had denied there was a problem in the first place.
by Brian Coyle March 28, 2006

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The Boston Celtics, a not-bad basketball team that plays in the NBA, they have a few good players like Ricky Davis, etc.
Jimmy:Who won the game yesterday?
Joe: It was the Boston Celtics idiot!
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