2. What the price controling and monopolistic ATT/Cingular, Nextel, Sprint, T-Mobile & Verizon do to their customers every day.
3. Using cell phones to talk to the animals. (see also cellular bestiality and "Doctor Dolittleing")
"Turn your (insert your choice of expletive)cell phones off or we're going to shove it up your choose orafice."
Subject of cellular sodomy:
"I just got my T-Mobile bill...How could I have used all of those minutes? I've never seen a more terrible act of cellular sodomy.
Commision of cellular sodomy(bestiality):
Caller: "So, what are you wearing?"
Caller: "Oh yeah, me too."
I'm going to use this one for a little cell-u-lar-sodomy.