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A person too lazy to get off their ass and go see colleagues in the same office or building, who contacts them instead by cellphone. At the watercooler....
Jon: Hey Sally, how's things? Sally: Not bad. Got any weekend plans? Jon: Well, I was thinking (phone vibrates) sorry, gotta check this. Hello? (looks around, sighs) I'll get one. Sally: Who was that? Jon: Bob. He wanted a cup of water. Sally: But he is sitting right over there! What a cell potato... Jon: What's a 'cell potato?' Sally: Ever heard of Urban Dictionary? |
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