The term 'Ceebs' was originally coined in 2009 at Cavendish School. Ceebs is basically how to say 'I can't be assed' with only one syllable, therefore making it effective in emphasising your ceebsness.
Person A: Do you want to come over later and watch a movie?
Person B: Ceebs
derived from the meaning "cbf" - meaning cant be fucked.
person one: hey wanna go out somewhere?
person two: phft ceebs.
an asian, usually used by loc's from the 604 talking about their neighbours
'yo that ceeb can't drive'
An abbreviation of "CBA", which is an abbreviation for "Cannot be arsed"
Used when you REALLY cannot be bothered to do something.
Katt: Come to the show tonight?
An illness, often contracted around exam time, test revision, or when assignments are due. Having the ceebs is contagious, and only a very few and select students have immune systems that defend themselves against the ceebs.
Ian: This math assignment on the radius of bubbles is due tomorrow. Why have none of you started?
Student: Because we have the ceebs!
Student 2: I've had the ceebs all week.
Student 3: UGGH CEEEBBS.
Student 4: I'm going to update my facebook status to say 'I CAN'T WORK, BECAUSE I HAVE THE CEEBS.'
a word that was formed at Vancouver College which you use when refering to an asian person (chinese, japanese, vietmanese, korean etc...not indian etc.)
or a word for someone that is smarter than average
1a) god damn he is such a bad driver, he must be a ceeb
1b) richmond is full of ceebs
2) you got 102% on that math test... WOOOW your such a ceeb
Ceebs is a state of mind, appropriated from the term CBF. Ceebs has less syllables than the abreviation CBF, thus enhancing the lack of enthusiasm.
It is almost impossible to cure and can have devastating side effects such as a reduction in health through the strong power of ceebs.
A: "Hey, wanna come for a walk?"
B: "Nah, ceebs"
A: "K...wanna watch a movie"
B: "I would...but ceebs"
A: "WELL FUCK YOU"
Any non-integrated east Asian working to perpetuate any one of their collective stereotypes. The term was brought into use while heckling Asians playing basketball at lunch in Van City. Generally very disrespectful.
"You smell worse than that Ceeb eating rotten fish over there"
"Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick Ceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeb" - Usually hollered at your generic Asian pedestrian in a yellow pleather track suit from the window of a moving car. Ideally through a megaphone.
"I'm sick of all these ceebs taking over Vancouver"