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When a girl is blowing a guy with a big cock, and the guy pulls away and swings his prized manhood back and forth while whipping his chick across her head with his big erect cock...like a caveman does to his woman when he hits her across her head with his big club.

To caveman a bitch is to club her with your huge cock.
I pulled a caveman on my bitch last night with my big cock.

The chick saw stars all night long after I did the caveman on her.

Wayne's big cock left Amanda dazzled after he worked his caveman magic on her.
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1. Pertaining to anything with a low intelect, savage, and/or brutish quality.

2. To act out in a low intelect, savage, and/or brutish manner.
After being pushed in an argument, Fred went caveman on his opponent.
by 1Spectre4U October 21, 2003
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To hastily perform, often under orders, a complicated (but misunderstood as simple) task, yielding shoddy results.
How did your paper turn out?" "Well I caveman-ed it, how do you think it turned out?
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A male that spends the majority of there time in their man cave.
"Hey Joel, why don't you get out of your Man Cave and make something of your life! Wow he is such a cave man
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To walk up to a friend's house unannounced and just knock on their door. It's the way the cave men did it before phones.
Hey man, let's go cave man John's place.
Alright
(knock knock)
(door opens)
Friend: it's fuckin 2 am. go home!
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(In reference to a sexual act) When you are having sex in a doggy position and grab a hand full of hair to arouse your partner and declare dominance. Then immediately push your hand forward to force your partners head into the bed and begin furiously banging away like a caveman. Grunting is acceptable during this act, as it further supports your dominance.
"Dude, last night Nathan totally cavemaned that swamp donkey!"

"Alicea thought she could control me, but i flipped that shit around and pulled a caveman on that hoe."

"I'm feeling all primal and shit, time to caveman some strange."
by psuedo_god January 30, 2008
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club a hoe out, drag her back to your cave, and have your way with her.
"Wow, Julie looked hot last night. Did she go home with you?"

"Yeah, but I had to give her the cave man. Close enough."
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