1. scratching yourself
2. having a lazy eye
3. going cross eyed completely
4. bumping into strangers, and angering them in the process
5. pouring water onto strangers
6. missing your mouth when trying to drink and in turn, soaking yourself
7. hugging strangers
8. swinging arms wildly when walking
9. sticking your hands down your pants for extended periods of time
10. losing the ability to speak english, instead words come out slurred
11. embarrassing your friends
To caveman a bitch is to club her with your huge cock.
The chick saw stars all night long after I did the caveman on her.
Wayne's big cock left Amanda dazzled after he worked his caveman magic on her.
The first cavemen and women had to figure out that a man can stick his penis into a womans vagina a practice now known as sex the most common practice in the world. And they figured out that when a lady got really fat and started feeling something inside her that that thing(a baby had to come out and they were able to do it very succsesfully obviuosly)They also had to figure out that if you don't eat or drink something for a long time then you die!
guy 2:Whats that supposed to mean
cavemen are called so because they have a vastly inferior intelect to other people and may look like they have just crawled out of a cave.
Cavemen may be found saying things like "uhhg" and "huuhuh"