1. Someone physically unable to rap because they can't talk fast enough.
2. Someone that can only go to the NBA if they're 7 feet tall.
3. Someone that can only go to the NFL if they're a quarterback, kicker, or water boy.
4. Someone that has European ancestors.
5. Basically an Asian with a cock in front (cock-Asian).
Caucasian stories

1. "You should know I bleed blue, but I ain't a crip though, but I got a ganga... Darn I can't rap!"

2. Short white kid: When I grow up I wanna be an NBA player.
Teacher: Then I hope you grow three feet in high school.

3. Same kid: Ok, I guess I'll go to the NFL and be a wide receiver.
3. Same teacher: Sorry you can't do it.

4. White kid: My parents are from France.
White kid 2: My grandparents are from England
White kid 3: My grandparents are from Italy.
Black kid: ... Mine are from Kenya.

5. Kim Kardashian: I like black guys the most. Then Hispanics. Then white guys. Then Asians.
by Tikibarberfan February 2, 2010
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This is an incorrect term and also offensive to define white people, as Caucasians are not white but brown.

Caucasian people are from Turkey, Iran, Azerbaijan, Georgia, those countries so forth.

Please remember that White people are not Caucasian, it's stupid, ridiculous and offensive to say it.
I am from Turkey and I'm a Caucasian person.

I am White but not Caucasian.
by Anon12576343 September 5, 2010
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Cau-ca-sian (kô-k zh n, -k zh n). adj. a.Of or relating to a race of parasitic, vicious humanoid pale skinned mammals known for the mass murdering of other human families, wildlife, plantlife, and poisoning of a planet's food, water, and air supply. b. A class of people with a propensity for distorting history and stealing the identity of other human families. c. The only race solely classified as American on a job application.
James Peterson told Tyrone that caucasians are superior and that he need to recognize his betters or else black people will be picking cotton again.
by Azemra September 1, 2012
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White people. Some cults believe Cthulu fused Asians with another variant of extinct humans forming the hybrid white man and woman!
Caucasian! Without the Asian you're just cocks!
by Jeerve May 27, 2014
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There are many sub-group's in the broad term. For the most part they are decent and proud people, but regionally you can run into some trouble with them if your skin has more than 25% tint on it. Those sub-groups are mainly ignorant southerner's and uneducated right wing nationalist zombie fanatics who have no clue what they are preaching.
Who use's the word Caucasian in a sentence? As much as people hate it every say's white people like everyone calls brown people Mexicans or all dark drown people black. Get your head out your butt we are in America and no matter what anyone wants to believe this is a racist country and that goes for all race's living in it. F.Y.I This was not written by a Caucasian. That's a long Example. This is truth make a change.
by itemnumbernine August 23, 2009
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Caucasian is the term used by the scientific community for pink skin.
Scientist: Record the condition of the test subject.
Assistant: The baby lab rat is pinkish, foetal, comatose...
Scientist: We only use scientific terms here. You mean to say the subject is Caucasian.
by SomeYolk October 13, 2006
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A Branch of Asians that are paler in skin tone and has less natural intelligence than the main branch
Jeeze man, you got a 80 on that test? your such a caucasian..
by stupidlazyazn November 5, 2009
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