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Created by innovatively lazy people, catkins are the result of eating something messy and realizing that you don’t have a napkin nearby, but you do have a cat.
“Dude, I think your cat’s bleeding.”

“That’s not blood, that’s ketchup. And that’s not a cat, that’s a catkin.”
by ThusSpakeWill January 29, 2009