Member of the Catholic religion; or adjective used to describe a member of the Catholic religion. Catholicism is out of date and reluctant to move on; a lot of its members are hypocritical and blindfolded without realizing it. One of the world's leading religions, Catholicism gains many of its members by one of its many rules - if you're Catholic, your kids have to be Catholic or hey, you're kicked out.

A typical Catholic doesn't know very much about their own religion, or many of the rules they're supposed to follow; many Catholics don't even believe in what they're told, they just go along with it for the hell of it.

Catholics participate in an odd ritual called Confession; this has to do with talking to a nosy old pedophile who loves nothing more than to sit and listen to everything you've done wrong. And naturally, Jesus wants you to go to him through his impure representatives on Earth, not talk to him directly.

Many Catholics are discriminatory, due to another one of their beliefs that anybody who isn't Catholic will go to hell. Therefore, they immediately steer clear of anyone who isn't a member of their religion, and/or try to convince them to be a Catholic.

Catholics shut their eyes to many things, such as the pedophilia that goes on in their churches; homosexuality; individuality; etc., etc. Their indifference toward indviduality is made apparent in their strong Pro-Life stand against abortion: "we don't bloody care about your situation, it doesn't matter if you'll die if the child is born, you're dying for Jesus, who appreciates it!"

Don't become a Catholic unless you do what you're told and don't ask questions.

We believe in God, the Father Almighty, Creator of heaven and earth; and in Jesus Christ, His only Son, our Lord; Who was conceived by the Holy Spirit, born of the Virgin Mary, suffered under Pontious Pilate, was crucified, died, and was buried. He descended into hell; the third day He arose again from the dead. He ascended into heaven, and sits at the right hand of God, the Father Almighty; from thence He shall come to judge the living and the dead. We believe in the Holy Spirit, the Holy Catholic Church, the communion of Saints, the forgiveness of sins, the resurrection of the body and life everlasting. Amen.

People addicted to cats.

A member of the Catholic Church, from the Greek Catholicos, meaning universal. Though often called the Roman Catholic Church, that Latin church is but one of the 21 churches in communion with the Pope, and the Roman rite is but one of the 7 rites of The Church. Though widely attacked for many things such as discrimination, the Catholic Church officially does not teach that if your not Catholic or not Christian you are going to Hell no matter what. Though all salvation comes through Jesus Christ and his Church, they do not say that non-Christians can't go to heaven, and call Jews "Brothers in Faith" and "People of the Old Covenant". The actions of a person or more emphasized in Catholicism than in Protestantism, which adheres to faith alone. Also, the Catholic Church takes a critical approach to Biblical studies, and not everything is taken literally. Tradition plays a huge role in the practices of the Church, and not just Scriptures. Tradition can not contradict scriptures. Mary is not worshipped, she is venerated or honored. Adoration i.e. worship is for God alone. The Eucharist is celebrated at every Mass, and Catholics believe in Transubstantiation. This is the belief that the body and blood of Christ are present in the Eucharist. The Catholic Church has apologized to the Jews formally for sins of Catholics against them, and to the Muslims for the crusades.

1. Being universal in scope or magnitude.

2. A member of the Catholic Church, one of the major branches of mainline Christianity.

The ones who have all of the fun while laughing at the stiff-assed Protestants.

- The original form of Christianity.
- The church established by St. Peter the Apostle, through instruction from Jesus Christ.
- One who understands that the Holy Bible is a compilement of historical facts and events that are responsible for all existence.

The universal church, created by jesus, guided by the holy spirit and blessed by god. Often misunderstood as a set of rules one must follow. In actuallity the catholic church stresses the fact that jesus loves us and died for us and the rules are simply for our own good. The catholic church encourages its members to seek a personal relationship with god.