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When you are caught in the difficult situation of wanting to do a fart, but not being entirely sure that you may crap your pants first.
Gatsby lent over and said,
"check this fart out old sport!"

Soon after a squelching sound emanted from his backside, accompanied by a terrible smell and a look of horror on Gatsby's face.

"Looks like you played Catch Twenty-Poo and lost my dear fellow" I chuckled.
by Astrotoy7 March 14, 2009
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