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End of the world scenario where Joe Bevins runs out of bags of pizza, and begins eating bags of people instead. It is estimated he could go through the entire 6 billion population of the planet in a third of the time it would take to wipe them out with weapons of mass destruction. Notre Damus predicted this after seeing Joe at a local Dairy Queen placing a to go order. "NOOOOO RUUUUUUUN! HE'S EATING EVERYTHING! NOT MY BABY NOT MY BABY!" Its a catastro-Bev!
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