"You better hope I don't make testicle kabobs when you arive!"
"In here, mi amor!"
"You get your sorry ass in here right now, Carl Johnson, or I shove a fucking hand grenade up it!
"You think you can keep up with a REAL woman?"
"I'm warning you. I'm in a really bad fucking mood. Today I kill everybody who fucks with me! Especially you! Move!"
"One day, Carl Johnson, you will realize. She, she truly loved me, and your heart will break in two. But you are more like the spiny lizard than a man. Goodbye!"