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The act of jizzing on a face and placing freshly shaved pubic hair over it, resembling fur. Optionally a hat can be placed on the "receiver's" head to form a cat in the hat.
Terrence - How did the date go?

Buzz - She liked me till I asked to perform a cat in the hat; Then she REALLY liked me!
by DoctorAcula August 23, 2011
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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"Is this a cat in the hat?"
-" No, that is a tortoise."
by Moooooodiiiiie May 30, 2009
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Popular Dr. Suess book in which a hat wearing cat doubles as a veiled subliminal message for the use of condoms in acts of bestiality!
Timmy touch my weiner! -Dr. Suess
by Max February 25, 2005
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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