Something that is unbelievably bad but in a surprising way. Portmanteau of the cats out of the bag.
Dan, what do you think of those flats over there?

They’re catbag.
by Pin Thownton July 3, 2020
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Placing the labia majora, a part of the vulva, into the mouth or on the face of another person. Normally for the purpose of humiliation or defiling the virtual corpse of a n00b.

female equivalent of teabagging
We got a picture of me catbagging this wasted douche last night!
by AT&T March 15, 2007
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A female's genitals. Vagina. Female's private part. As said in Tionna Smalls' Advice Column on Gawker.com.
It is also very normal especially in the hood that when you get in an argument with a person that you had sexual relations with, they always go for the gusto and say that your catbag stinks.
by Jane Rosenberg November 8, 2007
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A catbag is a bag you put a cat in when you throw it in the river, when you no longer want it.
Example: Any bag can be used as a catbag as long as it sinks, with some bricks in it, to weigh it down.
by Peter Glum September 9, 2007
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A catbag is made from the skin of your dead cat. It is recycling and reusing the cat, so it has a useful function.
Example: That cat you had was a pain in the ass, but it makes a nice useful catbag for your shopping.
by Peter Glum September 9, 2007
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When one's lady bits stink. (c) katpowers3000.com
She was so sweaty, when I went down on her she was a total catbag.
by Kat Powers June 3, 2013
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