Not a dog.

Okay?
Cats are not dogs. Dogs are not cats. That should be enough information for you, n00b!
by OLOL April 08, 2007
a cat is so much better than a dog
: they sleep a lot
: don't need a lot of food
: there cuddly
: they stay tiny forever
: everybody agree's that www.icanhazcheezburger.com iz soo much better than www.icanhazhotdog.com
: they don't bark
: there smart
: dog's drool, cats don't
: you don't need to take a cat for a walk
: dogs like there butt then lick your face, cat's don't
: cats are more elegant
: cats don't break orniments when they jump up
: cats clean themselfs
: cats don't wreck your house
: you can leave a cat alone for hours without it getting needy
: cats lie on your feet at night without breaking your bones

: cats make you laugh
: cats breath doesn't stink!
: you don't need to groom a cat as much

: they are the uk's most popular pet
: dogs dig holes
: dogs attack children and cats don't
: cats use a litter box, dogs drag you outside
: cat's always land on there feet
: no one has a ''beware of the cat sign''
: garfield beats odie all the time
: cats are independant
: you don't need a ''cat sitter''
: cats don't need a haircut (at least shorthaired)
: cats are more relaxed
: cats aren't as demanding
: cats don't eat there food too fast
: according to the american humane society cats reduce your blood pressure
: when you are lonley or upset they come up to you and give you a hug
: most bad guys are portrayed as having big fluffy white cats :)
: scooby doo sucks!
thats about all the reasons i can think of (right now at least)
smart cat = (slaps dog)

dog= (bewildered look on face) woof

smart cat = haha stupid dog, you are to silly to learn english

cats 1 dogs 0
by catlover101 June 30, 2009
1. Many felines.
2. The villain in the video game Zero Wing.
1. I hate cats!
2. Cats: You are on the way to destruction.
by Fizzard the Fly January 06, 2005
A furred animal. It has four legs and walks on all fours. The colors differ.
A cat is in the feline family.
by Kerriwillkillusallintheend July 10, 2008
"Cat: one hell of a nice animal, frequently mistaken for a meatloaf." B. Kliban
The most excellent illustrator B. Kliban could draw cartoon cats, realistic cats, and most especially cats that resembled a meatloaf. He knew cats, and cats knew him.
by bats :[ March 22, 2009
A gay, hedonistic proto-dog. The cat is probably the only untamed domestic animal as it has no need for humans, only uses them in the facilitating of its ritualistic food, sleep, and orgy habits.

The only animal known to man that when talked to, can express the concept "fuck off, fuck off now" without moving a muscle.
The cat will eat you when you die alone in your apartment.
by Late_Edition July 30, 2010
a feline found in many residential homes all around north america
hey bob i just bought a nice orange cat
by Catlover97 March 11, 2009
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