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64.
Cat
The nickname given to self-harm. Many of those who have an addiction/feel the need to harm themselves regularly describe the need to self-harm as a demon telling them so. This demon is often called Cat.

The nickname Cat has two origins:
1) "Cat" sounds like "Cut"
2) A common excuse for the scars on wrists/thighs/other body parts is "the cat did it"
I have a feeling Cat will visit me tonight
by SummerTanberry June 13, 2014
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65.
cat
an evil, manipulative beast that eats children and uses it's extreme cuteness to make you believe it is innocent
Oh man dude that cat is a serial killer.
by THE AMAZING JULIA May 18, 2014
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66.
Cat
The best fucking pet ever, has glowing eyes and agility like a ninja. You will not regret your choice of a cat.
Where did my cat go?
*cat drops from ceiling*
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by c0mm4nd0 February 15, 2014
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Cat
A house pet that will first start it's reign of terror by shitting in a litter box in the corner of your basement,
it then with lay or tramp around in the box for a few seconds, then it jumps onto your kitchen counter while
you have food out and steps in it with crappy paws. After you keep your cat a few days, it will probably run
off to find a new victim.
Cat Lover: Aww, look at her! Shes walking around on the counter!
Normal Person: You realize she just walked around in a box that she craps in and is now sitting on the table you eat/make food on, right?
by OhGodWhyAmIEvenHere July 23, 2013
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68.
Cat
The tenacious yet ravenous creature that lurks in the shadowy depths of the kitchen floor, whose primary purpose is to reap the souls of it blissfully unaware and casually blinded victims. The “Cat” or demon of the velvet forest, is the underlying cause for human deaths, usually the result of triple homicides. It is the common opinion of professional veterinary scientists that the “Cat” is a mad chicken raping beast that could only be the result of Lucifer’s broadened affairs with hypnotic muffins.
When you turn off your light to go to sleep, that moment when you feel the eyes of something more... ...it is there... ...The CAT
by Undead Banana Cake July 08, 2013
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69.
Cat
An adorable furry animal that you can cuddle with all day. They sleep almost all day. They tend to track hair all over your house.
Look at that cat, she is sleeping!
by Billspicemaster June 20, 2013
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70.
Cat
A feline animal.
MEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWWW! Imma cat!
by NobleShanell May 18, 2013
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