Wearing cat's eye glasses is considered one of the fastest ways to become a loser.
Making fun of people with cat's eye glasses is one of the easiest ways to get a cheap laugh.
Will: "Wow, why pick fucking?"
James: "Heh, here he comes now."
Alan: "Ohai guishe, look at my new cat's eye glasses. Have you seen my new sandals that I wear with socks?"