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1. Cat in the hat
The act of jizzing on a face and placing freshly shaved pubic hair over it, resembling fur. Optionally a hat can be placed on the "receiver's" head to form a cat in the hat.
Terrence - How did the date go?

Buzz - She liked me till I asked to perform a cat in the hat; Then she REALLY liked me!
2. Cat In The Hat
A tortoise.
"Is this a cat in the hat?"
-" No, that is a tortoise."
3. Cat in the Hat
Popular Dr. Suess book in which a hat wearing cat doubles as a veiled subliminal message for the use of condoms in acts of bestiality!
Timmy touch my weiner! -Dr. Suess
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