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7.
A steaming pile of shit that slightly resembles a castle.
My dog Gus, built a castle in my room last night.
by [BCG] Eldon August 01, 2008
 
1.
ABC's Castle, a television show starring Nathan Fillion as Richard Castle and Stana Katic as Detective Kate Beckett. Also known as 40minutes in which over half is Stana Katic/Katherine Beckett Hairporn.
Did you see the latest episode of Castle?
Yeah, that was some good Hairporn!
by Asharlee August 05, 2011
 
2.
Home, shack, casa or crib. Where you live. Even if you don't live in a castle (which most of us don't.)
"We can straight up chill at my castle yo."

"I wanna take you back to my castle baby."
by Katie Slim [Be-Bop] December 30, 2007
 
3.
Other pronunciations: temple.

Where the goddamn Light Warriors are going.
~Sardapedia
"Temple of Fiends."

"But that's a temple, not a castle."

"A temple's a kind of castle"

"That's all this book says. Over and Over, for hundreds of pages.

Yes. I know.

How foolish of me.

Yes. I know."
by The Entertainer May 12, 2010
 
4.
A castle is a large stone structure used in midieval times to protect against an oncoming force. Most lords and knights had one. Although castles were built to accomodate all of the people of the land in case of an invasion, people seldom lived in them, as they were cold, damp, and dreary.

In this day and age, though, it is possible to build a castle that is quite comfy to live in thanks to modern tecnology.

Most people who live in castles also have a collection of swords.
Oh, no! The Black Knights are attacking! Quickly, let us hasten to our castle to defend against this menace!
by EpicTFOL July 08, 2012
 
5.
Means pretty, hot, beautiful, and/or gorgeous. If ugly say abandoned castle.
Example of castle: That is such a castle.

Example of abandoned castle: Ew, that fat dude is such an abandoned castle
by ilu May 28, 2006
 
6.
A person who might be a sloth but you don't really know until you see the fur on the upper (and lower if you're lucky) lip.
That sloth is such a Castle. Sloth. Sloth. Sloth. Castle. Upper lip. Castle. Lower lip. Fur. Castle.
by Long Duck Don(g) Johnson September 20, 2007