Cassie is a communist robot developed for the Vietnamese by the Chinese to attack western civilization. She uses her attractive looks to gain access into top secret military facilities, where she then drives everyone crazy due to her easily confused nature. She runs on an outdated operating system and has virtually no computing power whatsoever. She was considered a huge flop, and as a result has not been updated in over 40 years, and as a result only serves to correct peoples grammar.
Felix- "Dude what's wrong?"
Mitchell- "Ughhh nothing just this girl Cassie is killing me"
Felix- "How so?"
Mitchell- "she corrects everything I write and gets confused so easily"
Felix- "Oh dude I know what you are talking about. I saw Inception with her and she was so confused I didn't even know how to start explaining it to her"
Mitchell- "Cassie will be the death of me"
by panerai214 October 14, 2010
A girl that is sweet, but can come off selfish. she is naive, but a slut. she is pretty, but is also insecure. she is smart, but lazy. she is a walking oxymoron.
You're a good friend but sometimes you can be a Cassie.
by WeedSavy May 31, 2011
A beautiful young women who should go out with zeke not that stupid fat zach and often lies
Cassie: Hey zeke how about we go to mcdonalds tomarrow
Zeke: Sweet, yeah when
(Next Day)
Cassie: Yeah sry i didnt drive today
Zeke: It's friday we were supposed to go to mcdonalds
Cassie: Yeah i lied
Zeke: Damn Cassie
by L'Z The Godly May 06, 2011
a nickname for someone with the HUGEST dick you have ever seen.
chick: have you seen johns dick?
girl: oh ya he is Cassie all the way!!
by melaboo<o_O January 17, 2011
Fine ass girl that used to be a model, and came out with the song Me & U.
Cassie has been compared to Aaliyah and Rihanna
by Elluzive July 14, 2006
Often mistaken for a ferret. Always has ratty hair and mouldy cheese in her ears which atracks the neighbour hood mice.
Eww what happened to your hair you look like a Cassie?
by JesusPinappleee December 02, 2011
a fat, dirty bitch.

shaped like an oompa loompa.

thinks shes tough but in reality shes half of everyones size and can only run her mouth.
dresses trashy, like she just rolled outta the bed.
friend stealer.
liar.
cheater.
pothead.
immature.
alcoholic.
look at that cassie, acting like she owns the place!
by karmabitch October 03, 2012

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