a fat, dirty bitch.

shaped like an oompa loompa.

thinks shes tough but in reality shes half of everyones size and can only run her mouth.
dresses trashy, like she just rolled outta the bed.
friend stealer.
liar.
cheater.
pothead.
immature.
alcoholic.
look at that cassie, acting like she owns the place!
by karmabitch October 03, 2012
One annoying bitch who only talks about herself. Although she has great tits, her constant need for everything to be about herself makes you really bored and you WILL want her to shut up. Although you always have your back for her, she can't say the same. She thinks everyone is out to get her and that demons are chasing her. She tells fake stories about how she saved her dad from 9/11 even though you know it isn't true. She takes the fun out of everything and doesn't ask you how your day was, even if you ask her. Although in love with some jock, she cheated on him twice before and yet she still has him wrapped around her finger.
Cassie is really annoying me and won't stop being a bitch. She doesn't care.
by driphoneipadmac September 23, 2013
A girl that goes out with a guy
for a month and breaks up with him
cuz someone lies their ass off and
she believes them. And she says
shes done with relationships
but yet keeps breaking the guys heart
by lying and messes with this new guy!
Cassie heart breaker
by The One You Say You Loved August 03, 2008
A beautiful, crazy, offbeat (and AWESOME) female/transgender female who loves ham and chicken titty. She will slap anyone & everyone with the bitter-sweetness of cold, hard reality yet protects anyone she cares about. You don't want to mess with her... If you do you will get a pissed off ghetto white girl tackling you. Not into apologies unless you're thisclose. She is fun to be with especially if you're feeling wacky or are on a natural high due to laughing or energy drinks until she gets tired, then she's adorably crabby. Don't try to wake her up in the middle of a sleep or she will go ninja on your ass, when not trying to wake her up she is known to spoon. Call her a bum or weird lovingly and she'll return the favor graciously.
"You're so weird Cassie."
"Awww, thanks bum!"

"GET AWAY FROM ME, I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!!"

"You my bum, hehe"

"Gurl please..."
by Sporkforpresident January 21, 2012
a nickname for someone with the HUGEST dick you have ever seen.
chick: have you seen johns dick?
girl: oh ya he is Cassie all the way!!
by melaboo<o_O January 17, 2011
A girl that is sweet, but can come off selfish. she is naive, but a slut. she is pretty, but is also insecure. she is smart, but lazy. she is a walking oxymoron.
You're a good friend but sometimes you can be a Cassie.
by WeedSavy May 31, 2011
A beautiful young women who should go out with zeke not that stupid fat zach and often lies
Cassie: Hey zeke how about we go to mcdonalds tomarrow
Zeke: Sweet, yeah when
(Next Day)
Cassie: Yeah sry i didnt drive today
Zeke: It's friday we were supposed to go to mcdonalds
Cassie: Yeah i lied
Zeke: Damn Cassie
by L'Z The Godly May 06, 2011

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