|1.||Cash in the Attic|
1. Really tiresome UK daytime "entertainment" TV show,
where old farts who desperately need cash for mum's hip operation etc get a gay expert in bric-a-brac to poke about in their house saying things like "Ooh, we should be able to get you £35 for that salt cellar at auction". But it only goes for a fiver.
2. To ejaculate into a woman's mouth
"Hurry up Maureen, Cash in the Attic is about to start!"
"Thanks, but I'd rather drink bleach and set myself alight"